I knew it was a bad idea and I did it anyway

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via literaryroses)

clientsfromhell:

Client: This HTML email template you did doesn’t work.

Me: But you approved it three months ago…

Client: Yes, but one of my staff changed it, and now it doesn’t work.

Me: So they broke it?

Client: No, what you supplied didn’t work.

Me: Then why did you approve it?

(Source: ohsodirnty, via literaryroses)

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

(via literaryroses)

"Yes, you should eat. You should always eat. No more of this sitting around for an hour with your cup of coffee trying to decide. You should always eat. There is never a time when skipping a meal is the right answer. Go eat, because you need to. Go eat, because you have a life to live."

— Note to self (via 50shadesofrecovery)

(via detrimentalsideeffect)

NEXT TIME ON DETECTIVE HALE: will he realise that the red liquid on the floor is blood, will he work out that the non-breathing person is dead and will Miss Tate ever stop being so easily impressed? TUNE IT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.

I don’t even watch this show and this amuses me

(Source: prettiestalpha, via literaryroses)

Don’t be alone, Doctor

(Source: marvelslady, via doctorwho)

I’m easily worth two men!

(Source: bdens, via daenystormborn)

scarvenrot:

having original characters is incredible because you make up these people and give them lives and motivation and personalities and then you can smash them together in romances or kill them and no one can stop you, fucking nobody

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

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