slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via aussienerdgirl)

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

(via aussienerdgirl)

what if Voldemort never actually came back & he was just a boggart the whole time

Good night!!!

Good night!!!

jimmy choo MAN with kit harington

(Source: gameofthronesdaily, via vipvictor)

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

derbearcarebearstare:

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

So, in a sense,

Harry

Ron

Hermione

Neville

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portmanteaurian:

i hate the period immediately after clearing my browser history on chrome, where i end up doing things like searching the web for the letter “g” because i expected a url to autocomplete and it did not

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